I first learned how to downhill ski in Montana while I was in grade school. A couple times a year, the whole
school would go on a field trip to Big Mountain (now Whitefish Mountain). I
didn't ski a whole lot in high school, nor in college (at the University of Denver).
several friends went to DU for the skiing. They'd schedule their classes so they had a couple days off per week, and
they'd head for the hills. Two friends in particular, Chris and Chris,
were some of the best skiers I'd ever seen. They'd fly through the moguls with legs like rubber bands,
upper-body barely moving, legs absorbing the world famous bumps at
I used to talk about Chris and Chris, long after college, as the amazing skiers with the rubber band legs. I didn't
start skiing a lot until I worked for a .com in the late 90s.
The VP of Development (whom we now call "The Professor") told us that one of the perks was a "9-inch Rule". The rule
was that if it snowed 9", you could take the day off and go skiing,
as long as you went to the resort that had the fresh powder. It was crazy how few people took advantage of this, but
he and I never missed a day that year. That was likely the first
year I'd skied more than 10 days in my life, and I'll bet I skied 20 with him.
I continued to ski a fair bit with my practice wife, then took a couple years off when the kids were born. We got
them on skis when they were two years old, and they've been skiing ever since. The funny thing is, I never got really good at skiing until I started taking tips
from The Professor. The year was 2010, and
I got good enough to be able to ski top-to-bottom bump runs without stopping. Skiing had become a passion for me.
When I met Trish a few months later, I asked her if she skied (hoping to God she did). Her response blew my mind.
"No, I tele."
She went on to explain how she'd started with Alpine, moved to snowboarding for six years and was now addicted to
free heeling. I just gazed with a dumb stare and my mouth open.
Last year, Chris M. decided it was high time we did a helicopter ski trip.